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Big Ben is 5 years old!

The Field Lab - Sat, 2017/07/01 - 4:23pm
95,98,75,0,B, 68.25" tip to tip
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a friday night film

The Field Lab - Fri, 2017/06/30 - 1:58pm

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Ben's shot at the limelight...

The Field Lab - Thu, 2017/06/29 - 5:17pm
Finally found a good reason to get cleaned up around here.  Just confirmed today that I was willing to participate in a re-visit for Ben Fogle's New Lives In The Wild.  They filmed out here 5 years ago and my episode was the first one they shot.  The series has been a hit for Channel 5 and they are on their 5th season of episodes now.  They contacted me last year about the possibility of another visit and we just confirmed the dirty details today.  They will be here along with Ben Fogle for a one day shoot the last week of July.  For those who saw the episode, you probably noticed that baby Ben was totally left out of the story although they featured the beheading of his dead mother - unfortunate since I named my Ben after Ben Fogle.  At my insistence, they are going to include old footage of baby Ben along with new footage of Big Ben when they come back for this episode.  They also want to talk about my YouTube channel.  If I can coax Ben into appearing in a video for my channel, then I will really score.  Win-Win-Win.  103,105,75,0,B
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Cooking with Confidence!

Deborah Madison - Thu, 2017/06/29 - 4:22pm

I recently did an on-line interview with Lisa King who has a blog called Cook with Confidence. It was great fun to do and if you’re at all unsure of yourself in the kitchen, I hope you’ll take a look.  The link to my piece is, and Lisa’s site is  It’s a worthwhile site and good work that she’s doing.


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just as I suspected...

The Field Lab - Wed, 2017/06/28 - 5:19pm
He has been caught on camera two nights now...also making his way into the greenhouse.  I have a plan for his demise.  Manny shall be avenged.  94,102,70,0,B
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The Field Lab - Tue, 2017/06/27 - 4:52pm
Finally got everything squared away with Google Adsense and my first payment was deposited into my checking account...$1,147.17.  Up until May, I had only accumulated $44.34 in ad revenue and was still months away from seeing any benefit since monetizing my YouTube channel at the beginning of the year.  I wasn't expecting any money til about October.   They don't pay out until you reach the $100 threshold, but "the bucket" put me over in style with 6,892,562 views for my channel from Jan 1 to June 1.  Unfortunately, 2,043,633 of those views came from shares that did not count toward monetization, resulting in $511 in lost revenue.  In order to be counted, the video must be viewed from a YouTube link where the ads will play and a good number of those shares came from sites that do not present the video correctly (there really isn't anything I can do about that and even un-monetized views help spread the word).  Also, ad revenue is much smaller outside of developed countries.   Another interesting tidbit I have learned is that one can only expect about 10% of subscribers to actually keep coming back for more.  At $0.25 per 1,000 views (this is a general estimate and a number of factors influence this including watch time, ad impressions and click-throughs), I won't see any more payments that big unless I score another viral hit, but at least my channel got a nice jump-start on growth.  And as my channel grows, so will the amount of revenue sharing per views because advertisers pay more if you consistently reach a large audience.  Next payment for who has been watching in June won't be until the 18th of July and is only projected to be about $50.  89,94,72,0,B
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a monday matinee...

The Field Lab - Mon, 2017/06/26 - 10:07am

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no yoke...

The Field Lab - Sun, 2017/06/25 - 12:31pm
Galatians 5:1 Stand fast therefore in the liberty wherewith Christ hath made us free, and be not entangled again with the yoke of bondage.
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oh the irony...

The Field Lab - Sat, 2017/06/24 - 5:02pm
Kind of ironic that I just posted a video of the state of my water supply while Study Butte / Terlingua is under a water emergency due to problems with the municipal water system.  Did a supply run to Alpine yesterday which included picking up over 28 gallons of bottled water for a neighbor who has no catchment in place.  Also looks like my kitchen has relapsed into its' natural state of chaos.  Stay tuned for an upcoming time lapse video on my channel of the transformation back to order.  89,91,73, .01",W
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New Mexico Fermentation Festival-ticket available

Home Grown New Mexico - Fri, 2017/06/23 - 4:18pm

Just got a phone call that 1 person has 1 extra ticket to sell to the NM Fermentation Festival tomorrow in Albuquerque as someone can’t make it. Price is $15. There may be more tickets available but someone wants to sell theirs.

Event: New Mexico Fermentation Festival Time:  11 am-5:30 pm Where: Gutierrrez-Hubbell House Address: 6029 Isleta Blvd SW, Albuquerque, NM 87105 Phone: (505) 244-0507

To see more info on the festival:

To make arrangements to buy this ticket call:
Teri at 505-920-9383

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a friday night film

The Field Lab - Fri, 2017/06/23 - 3:00pm
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True Homeowners Insurance

Doug Fine - Thu, 2017/05/18 - 7:51pm


Just before equinox in 2011, I wrote the Dispatch From the Funky Butte Ranch that follows with tongue, I thought, pretty solidly in cheek. I mean, it was ripped from the personal headlines. I really had been denied homeowner’s insurance for like the fourth time in as many months, but mostly I was just joking around about the insane illusion of “insurance” in an vast, multi-dimensional universe.


This was a time in my life, a new father working on my third book, Too High to Fail where I was entering a new phase of my lifelong Hypocrisy Reduction Project. It’s one I’m still in, probably best described as the “No More Toxic Junk In Life” phase.


During this six year period of weekly Dispatches, ideas were forming that I see now have led to the father and human I am now, including guiding much of my work focus. I also notice as I re-read these legacy Dispatches that at this time I tended to go for the laugh line at the expense of, well anything else. Good to see. If anything, we need to laugh more now. To me, still, that’s non-fiction.


Anyway, this Dispatch spoofs the belief systems that keep so many digital age folks calm. Insurance plans. Campaign platforms. Toby Keith concerts. Those sorts of institutions. Volcano sacrifice and Eastern Island statues were earlier era analogues. Here’s the thing. A lot of people took the Dispatch seriously. Thousands.


The collection of words evidently had one genuine and underlying theme that resonated and made it the most-viewed and most-commented-upon of any Dispatch to date. I wish I could find the original replies, maybe post the top three-dozen thoughtful or practical ones. Which is to say, mine was not the only progressive neo-Rugged individualist family thinking about these issues of potential post-globalization survival strategies. Most folks (my family included) sure weren’t rooting for absolutely needing such skills. We just thought their potential necessity was worth discussion. Six years later, the topic keeps coming up in conversation on and off the Funky Butte so, just back in from the morning goat milking, I hereby re-issue it.


I had to do that manually because my agent advised me to take down my older Dispatch archive as we discuss it as a forthcoming book. It’s funny because the song in my office during that discussion had the lyrics, “Give it away, give it away, give it away now.” So I’m at least giving this one away, one of my favorites.


If you feel as though you must show your regard for independent artists by remunerating for this content, please feel free to check out my existing books, a lovely Vermont indie farmer hemp project of which I’m part, my live events, and forthcoming television show (more details on that one coming), and, most importantly of all, as we all retrain to think locally, hemp industry pioneers in your community wherever you live.


Here, then, is one option for a post-collapse respite. I already pretty much live this way. It’s fun. I mean, if modern, petroleum-based globalization keeps working forever, it’s still immensely cool and satisfying to know how to make and shoot a bow and arrow.


Gotta go, Late for homeschool. On matters of bows and arrows, my sons have Inspector Clouseau as a teacher. Thankfully we all have YouTube.


March 8, 2011

True Homeowner’s Insurance


Hands-free, thanks to my new solar-powered smart phone that penetrates the Ridiculously Oversized American Truck (R.O.A.T.’s) vegetable oil haze, I’d spent a good part of the morning on the phone with my beleaguered insurance agent, Roberta. Nearly in tears with domestic and international plan cell phones pressed to her ears, she kept bouncing in a kind of insane modern shuttle diplomacy between me (on my way to an important post-goat milking riverside Frisbee  engagement), the Funky Butte Ranch’s mortgage company’s Wall Street accountants, and the Customer Enraging department of my putative new (and probably last ditch) homeowner’s “insurance” company option, presumably in Bangalore, if not Neptune.


Despite the fact that I had, as she knew all too well, my own problems if some kind of miracle compromise wasn’t reached with some actuarial computers that were clearly already predicting my demise, just because off a few Millennial fire events and associated land slides on the Funky Butte Ranch in recent months, I had a hard time feeling anything but sympathy for Roberta. Today’s international nightmare was just another chapter in my Trying To Keep A Remote, Off-Grid Property Insured As Required Nonsensically By Law Saga.


The previous three months alone had included no fewer than four policy cancellations, one insurance inspector trapped trying to cross my river, and some sort of disagreement in a thousands-of-miles-distant engineering office about how far away the ancient Funky Butte Ranch wood stove is or is not from its nonflammable adobe south wall. In one memorable exchange a few weeks earlier, Roberta had called me and said, “That inspector I told you was on her way? She can’t find the Ranch.


“Oh, that’s no problem,” I reassured her. “Tell her to follow the UPS driver Mary — she usually makes it at least to the top of the driveway, and he’s on his way.”


“It’s just that, well, she’s on the other line in, um, your riverbank, citing some kind of, hold on, let me find it…‘irremediably inaccessible’ clause and is canceling your policy effective immediately via satellite phone. It’s on page 1,463 of your policy.”


I sighed. “Again?”


(Choked up) “I’ll make some calls.”


At issue is the confounding (or obvious) reality (depending on your depth of understanding of the lobbying process) that I can’t have a mortgage without homeowner’s insurance, despite the fact I possess little that will burn and almost nothing anyone would want to steal, unless you count three productive if maddening goats.


The upshot of all this is that, when it comes to companies willing to do business with a law-abiding neo-Rugged Individualist, I’m now down to the homeowner’s insurance equivalent of the guy whispering in the alley to sell you a watch. Forget about offshore — I don’t even recognize their Internet suffix. And yet clearly they have an effective lobbyist on retainer.


All for fake insurance that I have no interest in possessing, on which I never imagine I’ll be claiming let alone collecting, and which significant chunk of change I could be using for more important things like billy goat-related PTSD therapy sessions.


This was why I greeted my visiting Portland friend Bert at the riverbank, after he asked me how it’s going, by saying, “Well, generally feeling blessed, but at this exact moment I’m working to ignore problems with something I’m obligated to own but which doesn’t exist.”


He nodded sympathetically. His very living depends on such bureaucratic hoop-jumping. He’s almost used to it. Plus he’s an economist. He knows the insurance shell game, the math behind it. It is literally inhuman.


(Last time we visited, on his turf, I had been muddy from Oregon Country Fair, and I had to reject his kind offer to wash my water bottle with “those pills that make everything sudsy” by introducing him to the sodium laurel sulfate fear fest, revealing Doc Bronner’s to him, and consoling him when I saw him calculating all the toxics in his home products by giving him my increasingly common, “Don’t worry — you’ll probably be OK — some folks are surprisingly immune to toxins” speech.)


Indeed, it was this illusory notion of “insurance” of any kind on a planet, for crying out loud, where every ocean will one day be a forest and every desert a verdant alpine valley, that once again brought this young man’s springtime fancy to thoughts of post-McGlobalization survival.


It’d been a while since I’d mused so intensely on my prospects following a hypothetical collapse. For all its problems, I’m a fan of our current society’s march toward sustainability (especially with a few regenerative and fair trade tweaks). Plus, I mean, I can’t help but summon the ol’ optimism reserves: I’ve got a healthy family. Clean water. Enough food. It’s not like I have much interest in to visualizing a scenario out of The Road.


But it was two discussions in rapid succession with my PDX Progressive Bubble friend (one of my oldest and closest), punctuated by hyperventilating calls from Roberta every few minutes, that returned me to springtime thoughts of insurance.


The first thread was what you might call the “Prius Route Out of Climate Change” Fallacy. Bert couldn’t quite get his semi-electric marvel up and into the admittedly rugged Forest Service parking lot where we met, so he had to hitch a ride with me in the R.O.A.T. As we bumped those last few hundred yards to our mission critical Disk meeting, I did what you have to do when your buddy has a new car (his second in three years), which is praise it.


Bert told me with some pride, “Yeah, if you average city and highway, I’m getting nearly 30 miles per gallon. I felt I had to get one. Ya know, to do my part.”


Now, even leaving aside contemplation of dynamics like how long one tries to make one’s stuff last and the fact that my 1985 Honda Civic got something like 51 on a bad day (I filled it up just before every Congressional election, I was unable to choke down my response before it leaped out of me: “Oh, yeah, love the hybrids. Smooth and quiet (clearing throat). Can’t help feelin’, though, that many folks that live ‘round these parts kind of believe a faster pace might be necessary in order that ourspecies doesn’t, kind of/ya know, die out.”


I saw from the way that Bert blanched and in fact nearly stumbled into the river, that my longtime compadre had a lot invested (literally) in that not happening, so I tried to console him.


“Oh, don’t worry, the Earth will be fine. It regularly survives asteroids. It can handle Exxon. It’s just the people who might not be able to breathe until it recovers.”


While Bert was processing the idea of something, if true, that he could not buy his way out of, he heard me answer my phone (I have Roberta’s ringtone set to Europe’s “The Final Countdown”) and say, “Dammit. You tell Yuri that I will not pay the premium in cash Euros. And I expect the goat exemption to be in there, as we agreed.”


“Look,” Bert said when I got off the phone and we started tossing the disk (he was so discombobulated from the way the conversation had started that he nearly decapitated a merganser with his first toss). “All this talk about extinction seems to me to be a little out there.”


After diving into the wilderness waterway to retrieve the Wham-O, I decided not to tell Bert that I had polled the professional scientist audience at my most recent live event (at the University of Denver), and a somewhat convincing 100% of those in attendance agreed with me that “it’s best to be planning, just in case.”


And that was the second thread that comprised the current bullfighter’s cape dancing glaringly in front of me and forcing me to dwell on post-apocalyptic survival. I hadn’t wanted that Denver audience of tenure-track post-docs to declare me sane. I desired to be told by climatologists and biologists that I was a “little out there.”


The problem was, even though both my “Reagan was too liberal” neighbors and my “Bob Marley was a light smoker” neighbors agreed completely with the Denver professionals, I felt my recent proposals for preparation were being met with a a kind of resigned inertia. Which is to say, as a fellow always checking in on my own fluctuating prospects for post-collapse survival here on the Funky Butte, I’ve been thus far engaged in a fruitless quest to get the friendlier of my fellow valley denizens to join me in some basic preparation.


What has been somewhat frustrating to me is that these good and intelligent folks don’t have their heads buried in the sand, as many of my urban (read: insurance-believing) friends, perhaps of mental necessity, do. They simply don’t think mobilizing and preparing for the chaos of immediate post-Box Store collapse is worth the effort.


“I just don’t want to live dominated by that level of fear,” my southern valley neighbor Mook, a semi-retired engineer (on whom I’m relying to hook up the shortwave radio equipment you’ll see is integral to my plan) told me a few months ago when I proposed what I believe to be my ultimately reasonable and levelheaded strategy. “If some armed mob comes and wants my garden and chickens and even my life, I figure they can have it.”


“Even your son?” I asked petulantly.


He agreed at least to think about it.


“All I’m saying is let’s plan at least to the level of the Boy Scouts.” I pleaded, feeling a little guilty that I had already played the “Who Will Think of the Children?” card. “Is that too much to ask? Be Prepared.”


“There’s no preparing,” my northern neighbor Blake insisted lazily during a recent soak in some local hot springs, his wife massaging his neck like a scene from the Fantasy Island title sequence. “You prepare for one thing, and another unfolds.”


That was where I disagreed. For evidence, I cited both the original Minuteman and the Vietcong. “Those guys were able to assemble in no time flat, and when the worst happened, they were ready. Were they paranoid? Were they fear based?”


To this point, as I say, I’ve met with a misty veneer of skepticism locally, though that might be the flame retardant the forest service folks are dropping on the latest wildfire. More probably, folks aren’t psyched to rally for post-box store survival drilling because the local hot springs are so dang idyllic and relaxing. Not the most conducive ecosystem to inspire even moderate doses of healthy paranoia. My allies in the valley are all about food independence, but when it comes to basic defense drilling, they act like I should move to Idaho and join the some kind of militia.


Sigh. Well, I might as well lay out the specifics of my simple plan here, to see how it comes across to readers of these Dispatches:


–A dozen or so kindhearted, like-minded families in my valley each get a solar-powered shortwave radio, which runs constantly in each house on an agreed upon bandwidth within easy earshot.


–The members of each household pursue working knowledge of key survival elements, including fire starting, water purification, orienteering, archery and firearms operation and maintenance.


–Each family builds an escape tunnel (or other route as appropriate to surroundings) from its home to an area that includes a non-perishable food and water cache.


–Twice a year all dozen families drill so that, in the (heaven forbid) event of a societal breakdown or other emergency, we can rally to a radio summons within minutes, while the affected family holds off any intruders in the interim.


Those who know me will agree, I think, that I’m as Live and Let Live as the next guy, but I didn’t sleep well for weeks after reading The Road. And that audience response in Denver still terrifies me. Plus, it happens sometimes — the worst-case scenario. That’s why there is an Apache or any tribe: a group of people gets sick of getting messed with and forms a squad of folks they can stand that can rally to face threats. “Cooperate so as to thrive over the long term” is perhaps a gentler way of phrasing it.


I mean, with a few tunnels, some bicycles, and a billion rubles of Soviet armaments, the VC were able to wear down the world’s best armies over the course of three decades. Same with the first American Patriots. Those guys didn’t have homeowner’s insurance. They had their muskets and the response time of their neighbors in case the Worst Happened.


Which it did. The Redcoats started shooting people in town squares. I’m comfortably certain that nine out of ten Minuteman would much rather have been soaking in the Eighteenth Century recreational equivalent of the local hot springs. You can bet they drilled. Exhaustively. Home turf, of course, helps. And we, I lobby my neighbors to (so far) no avail, have that. Maybe I should hire whoever is lobbying for Belarusian homeowner’s insurance companies.


I ask you, readers of this Dispatch: is this overboard? Less than sane? Too time-consuming? Or do the above steps seem like an acceptably small amount of effort to invest in order to at least give me and my friends in the valley some chance of enduring through any instability that might result the minute organic coconuts are no longer on sale at the food co-op? (Lord, may this never happen! Machete all ya want! Hopefully they’ll make more.)


Just a few minutes into our Frisbee consultation, I saw that “investment” was indeed the appropriate word to use by way of describing my Community Survival Plan. Bert, my badly rattled Portland friend, who had, judging by the improving quality of his disk tosses, been thinking a bit about what I had been saying, suddenly brightened and, clearly on more conceptually solid ground for him, told me with the kind of canny lucidity that forces one to pay attention, “You should accept investors. Here. For here.”


“Investors?” I asked. I noticed that he had been reading the Financial Times in his stranded Prius while he awaited V8 rescue.


“At your Ranch. The Funky Ass.”




“Butte. Not only do I recommend that you begin selling some sort of Post-Globalization Collapse Insurance at an annually renewing ten grand a pop to those, say, fifty, or fifteen hundred of those people shrewd enough to recognize themselves as likely Refugees in need of all the clean water and fresh goat milk you’re always going on about. Maybe policy holders could have the right to be employed as indentured Ranch hands,” my MBA-possessing friend advised. “And by the way I’d like a policy.”


I laughed so hard I nearly threw the Frisbee into a nearby Anasazi cliff dwelling. What I loved was the “take a number” orderliness implicit in his vision of collapse. As though it would be a “who’s next?” situation, like at the deli counter. “OK!,” some executive assistant of mine would say from inside her gas mask. “Number six! Harris. Pittsburgh family of three. House torched, family records scattered. One poodle. Can I see your policy, please?”


“Don’t worry,” I told him, holding my guffaw-exhausted gut. “You and your wife and kids can come here if the proverbial S goes D. And you’ll be high up the servant ladder — perhaps orchardists, or household staff. If you really prove yourselves, I might even promote you to goat care.”


“Why are you laughing?” my Frisbee partner and principal financial adviser asked me.


I told Bert I wasn’t sure the Funky Butte Ranch’s forty two acres could employ and feed fifteen hundred former lawyers and economists. (Though I did briefly do the math. The only place I’d as yet been a millionaire was in Laos. But that only translated to $300 or so.)


Now it was Bert’s turn to laugh.


“You don’t understand,” he explained patronizingly amidst an atmosphere of dragonflies and trout who all seemed to be in a slo-mo mood. “We just created a financial product.”

“You mean,” I asked, slowly getting it. “As long as currency continues to mean something, we collect it by playing on people’s greed and fear?”


“Derivatives, futures, the whole shmear.”


The Frisbee bounced off my chest. Wow. Survival Insurance. A cloud parted over a part of my brain. The scales fell from my eyes. Suddenly I completely and for the first time understood the 2008 Financial Crisis, over which journalists tracking down algorithms have been stumbling for three years. It was so simple. The guys who nearly brought the Whole Thing Down were (and now again are) simply salesmen. Nothing more.


I got it now. I wonder how many of them did.


And today’s legal investment structures, from Mutual Funds to Hedge Funds? Pyramid Schemes every one of them. They work as long as significant numbers of people don’t try to collect. Indeed, I now understood every bubble. Every crash is the same: margin calls for liquidity that doesn’t exist.


Wow. Tossing a Frisbee alongside a wilderness river, I came to understand late corporate capitalism. It is people with slightly faster computers selling fake products to suckers.


My pleasure at my long-delayed awakening was short-lived. Almost immediately my pulse quickened, my palms got clammy and my skin began to crawl, as I realized that Bert’s strategy hinged on the reality that a collapse would likely be so catastrophic that few would be around to even try to file claims.


I looked over at my ol’ college chum. His eyes were steely and lucid. As did the creators of collateralized debt obligations, pet rocks, gold and other inherently meaningless products, my shrewd friend had no illusions about his or anyone else’s collecting on this Survival Insurance. There would be no refugees.


Gulp. As though I needed another reason to root against collapse beyond my fondness for coconuts and Netflix.


“The only thing,” Bert said contemplatively, wiping coyote poop off his fresh-from-the-sweatshop sandals. “Is that we’ll have to get people to agree with the idea of living remote.”


“Agree?” I asked, puzzled. “This valley is where I want to be, regardless of what’s going on with the rest of civilization.”


A rainbow coalesced on the alpine horizon, which I felt backed up my point. For this native New Yorker, I dwelled in the Garden of Eden. I know it takes all kinds to overpopulate a world, but c’mon, clean water, no car alarms, lots of rainbows: I wondered how it could possibly be otherwise for any other human.


“Then you can’t lose,” he admitted. But I took Bert’s praise of my lifestyle decisions with a grain of salt, as I had just invited him and his family to survive a post-apocalyptic, and worse, post-Netflix epoch on my Ranch.


As “The Final Countdown” erupted in my jacket pocket, I realized that I had yet another reason to fight a crash: in my recent first Smart Phone purchase I’m betting against any major economic disruption over the next two years. Otherwise I’ll be in violation of my cell phone company’s early termination clause, and subject to a $350 penalty. That’s like a million bucks in Laos.


With a sense of ironic timing sadly lacking in so many in her field these days, my more conventional insurance agent chose that moment to let me know what she thought was some more bad news: Yuri was balking on the goat exemption.


“Sometimes I just want to give up,” Roberta wept.


“Then do I have just the policy for you,” I said, which is something I’ve always wanted to say to, and I tone I’d always wanted to take with, an insurance agent.


Fast forward to two weeks later. Roberta now heads the Mountain/West sales office of my newly-formed Intangible Insurance, Ltd. Bert has resigned his tenure track econ professor position at Portland State to serve as CFO. Our motto?: “If It makes you feel better, how could it hurt?”


If you’re interested in becoming a Refugee/Shareholder, please contact Roberta at Nigerian// And as with any investment, loss of principal, and in this case, life, is always possible.


Postscript: One more note as we leap back into 2017:  I’ve got a bunch of new live events just announced for 2017, in Hawaii, Colorado and New York, with Montana and West Virginia announcements coming soon. Thanks as always for your support.

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