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Obese Thai monkey who got big on tourists' junk food placed on strict diet

Guardian Environment News - Fri, 2017/05/19 - 8:14am
  • Monkey nicknamed ‘Uncle Fat’ weighs 26kg – three times more than he should
  • ‘He had minions and other monkeys bringing food for him,’ veterinarian says

A morbidly obese wild monkey who gorged himself on junk food and soda left behind by tourists has been rescued and placed on a strict diet of lean protein, fruits and vegetables.

Wildlife officials caught the chunky monkey – nicknamed “Uncle Fat” by locals – after photos of the animal started circulating on social media last month.

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The week in wildlife – in pictures

Guardian Environment News - Fri, 2017/05/19 - 6:00am

Tasmanian devils, a Saimaa ringed seal and a white wolf are among this week’s pick of images from the natural world

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Study: inspiring action on climate change is more complex than you might think | John Abraham

Guardian Environment News - Fri, 2017/05/19 - 3:00am

People have to grasp how climate change impacts them, and we need to value environmentally sound behavior

We know humans are causing climate change. That is a fact that has been known for well over 100 years. We also know that there will be significant social and economic costs from the effects. In fact, the effects are already appearing in the form of more extreme weather, rising sea levels, ocean acidification, and so on.

So why haven’t humans done much about the problem? Answering that question may be more challenging than the basic science of a changing climate. Fortunately, a new review just out in Science helps us with this question. Lead author, Dr. Elise Amel, a colleague of mine, completed the review with colleagues Drs. Christie Manning, Britain Scott, and Susan Koger. Rather than focusing solely on the problems with communicating the science of climate change, this work takes a wider view on the hurdles that get in the way of meaningful action.

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Anti-smog bikes: could pedal power clean China's polluted air?

Guardian Environment News - Fri, 2017/05/19 - 2:37am

The bikes designed by Dutch artist Daan Roosegaarde would suck in polluted air, using positive ionisation to purify it, before releasing it back into the atmosphere

Dutch designer Daan Roosegaarde has announced the next phase of his Smog Free Project: a bike that sucks in polluted air and releases purified air in a cloud around the cyclist.

According to Roosegaarde, whose design firm Studio Roosegaarde has offices in both Rotterdam and Beijing, the idea for his Smog Free Project came just over three years ago, as he gazed out of his Beijing apartment’s window. On a Saturday, the city skyline is visible; on weekdays, it’s shrouded in smog.

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Public To EPA On Cutting Regulations: 'No!'

NPR News - Environment - Fri, 2017/05/19 - 1:38am

The Environmental Protection Agency asked for public input on "job-killing regulations" and has received more than 28,000 comments, many of which urge the agency not to roll back protections.

(Image credit: Bill Clark/CQ-Roll Call Inc.)

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Woodside says it was behind oil spill that regulator kept secret

Guardian Environment News - Fri, 2017/05/19 - 12:01am

The company reported a leak from a well off the coast of Western Australia to Nopsema last year, and says there was no lasting impact on the environment

Woodside Petroleum has confirmed it was behind an oil spill off the coast of Western Australia that was kept secret by the regulator for more than a year.

The company said on Friday that it reported a leak from a well in the Cossack field on the North West Shelf to the National Offshore Petroleum Safety and Environmental Management Authority (Nopsema) in April 2016.

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Great white shark study could be used to drop protected status, Greens warn

Guardian Environment News - Thu, 2017/05/18 - 11:18pm

Government may justify delisting the threatened species or order a cull despite its treaty obligations, senator says

A scientific study of great white shark numbers could be used by the government to justify delisting the species as threatened or ordering a cull despite international treaty obligations, the Greens senator Peter Whish-Wilson has warned.

Whish-Wilson, who is chairing a committee inquiring into shark mitigation and deterrence, has accused the Liberals of politicising recent deaths in Western Australia, including that of 17-year old Laeticia Brouwer through their calls to end protection of great whites.

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National Grid boss says Labour plan will stall green energy drive

Guardian Environment News - Thu, 2017/05/18 - 11:05pm

John Pettigrew claims switch to public ownership will disrupt transition to cleaner forms of energy

Labour’s plan to take the National Grid back into public ownership would harm the UK’s switch to green energy, the grid’s chief executive has said. John Pettigrew said renationalisation was “the last thing the industry needs” as it invests to accommodate more wind and solar power on the UK’s power grids.

“Clearly, on nationalisation, we do not think it is a good idea,” Pettigrew said, as the company reported operating profits up 14% to £4.7bn for 2016-17. Its market capitalisation is about £38bn, including its US business.

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Could British homes be powered by Icelandic volcano?

Guardian Environment News - Thu, 2017/05/18 - 10:00pm

Commercial interest is growing in plans to harness geothermal energy from Iceland’s magma lakes and use it to supply the UK and Europe

Harnessing the power of Iceland’s volcanoes to provide energy to British homes is one of those ideas that resurfaces every few years, but sounds too good – or whacky – to be true.

However, interest from a clutch of international companies in a geothermal project in northern Iceland suggests the idea is not just achievable but commercially viable too.

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Immersive plunge for bored young dipper

Guardian Environment News - Thu, 2017/05/18 - 9:30pm

Milldale, Derbyshire The adult whirred downstream. The juvenile, sat still for a bit, gaped, grew restless, then launched itself into the stream

The grassy east bank of the river Dove below the packhorse bridge at Milldale, in the Peak District, is popular with picnickers and we had to drift downstream to find a little space. Once prone, bagel in hand, I half dozed, half watched insects forming clouds over the river, catching sunlight like chaff.

But then I snapped awake as I realised I was being watched. A rich brown eye glistened as it fixed on mine from no more than three metres away – a juvenile dipper clamped to a broken branch jammed in the rocks, deep in shadow, breaking the flow of water.

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Electricity trial to pay users to cut power during high demand or natural disasters

Guardian Environment News - Thu, 2017/05/18 - 8:08pm

Arena and Aemo to trial program that would pay South Australian and Victorian customers to reduce their use

South Australian and Victorian electricity users will be paid to voluntarily forego power use during times of extreme stress on the power grid under a trial program announced by national energy regulators.

The Australian Renewable Energy Agency (Arena) and the Australian Energy Market Operator (Aemo) are looking to trial the program next summer, following outages earlier this year in South Australia and New South Wales caused by “an unprecedented level of demand”.

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True Homeowners Insurance

Doug Fine - Thu, 2017/05/18 - 7:51pm

 

Just before equinox in 2011, I wrote the Dispatch From the Funky Butte Ranch that follows with tongue, I thought, pretty solidly in cheek. I mean, it was ripped from the personal headlines. I really had been denied homeowner’s insurance for like the fourth time in as many months, but mostly I was just joking around about the insane illusion of “insurance” in an vast, multi-dimensional universe.

 

This was a time in my life, a new father working on my third book, Too High to Fail where I was entering a new phase of my lifelong Hypocrisy Reduction Project. It’s one I’m still in, probably best described as the “No More Toxic Junk In Life” phase.

 

During this six year period of weekly Dispatches, ideas were forming that I see now have led to the father and human I am now, including guiding much of my work focus. I also notice as I re-read these legacy Dispatches that at this time I tended to go for the laugh line at the expense of, well anything else. Good to see. If anything, we need to laugh more now. To me, still, that’s non-fiction.

 

Anyway, this Dispatch spoofs the belief systems that keep so many digital age folks calm. Insurance plans. Campaign platforms. Toby Keith concerts. Those sorts of institutions. Volcano sacrifice and Eastern Island statues were earlier era analogues. Here’s the thing. A lot of people took the Dispatch seriously. Thousands.

 

The collection of words evidently had one genuine and underlying theme that resonated and made it the most-viewed and most-commented-upon of any Dispatch to date. I wish I could find the original replies, maybe post the top three-dozen thoughtful or practical ones. Which is to say, mine was not the only progressive neo-Rugged individualist family thinking about these issues of potential post-globalization survival strategies. Most folks (my family included) sure weren’t rooting for absolutely needing such skills. We just thought their potential necessity was worth discussion. Six years later, the topic keeps coming up in conversation on and off the Funky Butte so, just back in from the morning goat milking, I hereby re-issue it.

 

I had to do that manually because my agent advised me to take down my older Dispatch archive as we discuss it as a forthcoming book. It’s funny because the song in my office during that discussion had the lyrics, “Give it away, give it away, give it away now.” So I’m at least giving this one away, one of my favorites.

 

If you feel as though you must show your regard for independent artists by remunerating for this content, please feel free to check out my existing books, a lovely Vermont indie farmer hemp project of which I’m part, my live events, and forthcoming television show (more details on that one coming), and, most importantly of all, as we all retrain to think locally, hemp industry pioneers in your community wherever you live.

 

Here, then, is one option for a post-collapse respite. I already pretty much live this way. It’s fun. I mean, if modern, petroleum-based globalization keeps working forever, it’s still immensely cool and satisfying to know how to make and shoot a bow and arrow.

 

Gotta go, Late for homeschool. On matters of bows and arrows, my sons have Inspector Clouseau as a teacher. Thankfully we all have YouTube.

 

March 8, 2011

True Homeowner’s Insurance

 

Hands-free, thanks to my new solar-powered smart phone that penetrates the Ridiculously Oversized American Truck (R.O.A.T.’s) vegetable oil haze, I’d spent a good part of the morning on the phone with my beleaguered insurance agent, Roberta. Nearly in tears with domestic and international plan cell phones pressed to her ears, she kept bouncing in a kind of insane modern shuttle diplomacy between me (on my way to an important post-goat milking riverside Frisbee  engagement), the Funky Butte Ranch’s mortgage company’s Wall Street accountants, and the Customer Enraging department of my putative new (and probably last ditch) homeowner’s “insurance” company option, presumably in Bangalore, if not Neptune.

 

Despite the fact that I had, as she knew all too well, my own problems if some kind of miracle compromise wasn’t reached with some actuarial computers that were clearly already predicting my demise, just because off a few Millennial fire events and associated land slides on the Funky Butte Ranch in recent months, I had a hard time feeling anything but sympathy for Roberta. Today’s international nightmare was just another chapter in my Trying To Keep A Remote, Off-Grid Property Insured As Required Nonsensically By Law Saga.

 

The previous three months alone had included no fewer than four policy cancellations, one insurance inspector trapped trying to cross my river, and some sort of disagreement in a thousands-of-miles-distant engineering office about how far away the ancient Funky Butte Ranch wood stove is or is not from its nonflammable adobe south wall. In one memorable exchange a few weeks earlier, Roberta had called me and said, “That inspector I told you was on her way? She can’t find the Ranch.

 

“Oh, that’s no problem,” I reassured her. “Tell her to follow the UPS driver Mary — she usually makes it at least to the top of the driveway, and he’s on his way.”

 

“It’s just that, well, she’s on the other line in, um, your riverbank, citing some kind of, hold on, let me find it…‘irremediably inaccessible’ clause and is canceling your policy effective immediately via satellite phone. It’s on page 1,463 of your policy.”

 

I sighed. “Again?”

 

(Choked up) “I’ll make some calls.”

 

At issue is the confounding (or obvious) reality (depending on your depth of understanding of the lobbying process) that I can’t have a mortgage without homeowner’s insurance, despite the fact I possess little that will burn and almost nothing anyone would want to steal, unless you count three productive if maddening goats.

 

The upshot of all this is that, when it comes to companies willing to do business with a law-abiding neo-Rugged Individualist, I’m now down to the homeowner’s insurance equivalent of the guy whispering in the alley to sell you a watch. Forget about offshore — I don’t even recognize their Internet suffix. And yet clearly they have an effective lobbyist on retainer.

 

All for fake insurance that I have no interest in possessing, on which I never imagine I’ll be claiming let alone collecting, and which significant chunk of change I could be using for more important things like billy goat-related PTSD therapy sessions.

 

This was why I greeted my visiting Portland friend Bert at the riverbank, after he asked me how it’s going, by saying, “Well, generally feeling blessed, but at this exact moment I’m working to ignore problems with something I’m obligated to own but which doesn’t exist.”

 

He nodded sympathetically. His very living depends on such bureaucratic hoop-jumping. He’s almost used to it. Plus he’s an economist. He knows the insurance shell game, the math behind it. It is literally inhuman.

 

(Last time we visited, on his turf, I had been muddy from Oregon Country Fair, and I had to reject his kind offer to wash my water bottle with “those pills that make everything sudsy” by introducing him to the sodium laurel sulfate fear fest, revealing Doc Bronner’s to him, and consoling him when I saw him calculating all the toxics in his home products by giving him my increasingly common, “Don’t worry — you’ll probably be OK — some folks are surprisingly immune to toxins” speech.)

 

Indeed, it was this illusory notion of “insurance” of any kind on a planet, for crying out loud, where every ocean will one day be a forest and every desert a verdant alpine valley, that once again brought this young man’s springtime fancy to thoughts of post-McGlobalization survival.

 

It’d been a while since I’d mused so intensely on my prospects following a hypothetical collapse. For all its problems, I’m a fan of our current society’s march toward sustainability (especially with a few regenerative and fair trade tweaks). Plus, I mean, I can’t help but summon the ol’ optimism reserves: I’ve got a healthy family. Clean water. Enough food. It’s not like I have much interest in to visualizing a scenario out of The Road.

 

But it was two discussions in rapid succession with my PDX Progressive Bubble friend (one of my oldest and closest), punctuated by hyperventilating calls from Roberta every few minutes, that returned me to springtime thoughts of insurance.

 

The first thread was what you might call the “Prius Route Out of Climate Change” Fallacy. Bert couldn’t quite get his semi-electric marvel up and into the admittedly rugged Forest Service parking lot where we met, so he had to hitch a ride with me in the R.O.A.T. As we bumped those last few hundred yards to our mission critical Disk meeting, I did what you have to do when your buddy has a new car (his second in three years), which is praise it.

 

Bert told me with some pride, “Yeah, if you average city and highway, I’m getting nearly 30 miles per gallon. I felt I had to get one. Ya know, to do my part.”

 

Now, even leaving aside contemplation of dynamics like how long one tries to make one’s stuff last and the fact that my 1985 Honda Civic got something like 51 on a bad day (I filled it up just before every Congressional election, I was unable to choke down my response before it leaped out of me: “Oh, yeah, love the hybrids. Smooth and quiet (clearing throat). Can’t help feelin’, though, that many folks that live ‘round these parts kind of believe a faster pace might be necessary in order that ourspecies doesn’t, kind of/ya know, die out.”

 

I saw from the way that Bert blanched and in fact nearly stumbled into the river, that my longtime compadre had a lot invested (literally) in that not happening, so I tried to console him.

 

“Oh, don’t worry, the Earth will be fine. It regularly survives asteroids. It can handle Exxon. It’s just the people who might not be able to breathe until it recovers.”

 

While Bert was processing the idea of something, if true, that he could not buy his way out of, he heard me answer my phone (I have Roberta’s ringtone set to Europe’s “The Final Countdown”) and say, “Dammit. You tell Yuri that I will not pay the premium in cash Euros. And I expect the goat exemption to be in there, as we agreed.”

 

“Look,” Bert said when I got off the phone and we started tossing the disk (he was so discombobulated from the way the conversation had started that he nearly decapitated a merganser with his first toss). “All this talk about extinction seems to me to be a little out there.”

 

After diving into the wilderness waterway to retrieve the Wham-O, I decided not to tell Bert that I had polled the professional scientist audience at my most recent live event (at the University of Denver), and a somewhat convincing 100% of those in attendance agreed with me that “it’s best to be planning, just in case.”

 

And that was the second thread that comprised the current bullfighter’s cape dancing glaringly in front of me and forcing me to dwell on post-apocalyptic survival. I hadn’t wanted that Denver audience of tenure-track post-docs to declare me sane. I desired to be told by climatologists and biologists that I was a “little out there.”

 

The problem was, even though both my “Reagan was too liberal” neighbors and my “Bob Marley was a light smoker” neighbors agreed completely with the Denver professionals, I felt my recent proposals for preparation were being met with a a kind of resigned inertia. Which is to say, as a fellow always checking in on my own fluctuating prospects for post-collapse survival here on the Funky Butte, I’ve been thus far engaged in a fruitless quest to get the friendlier of my fellow valley denizens to join me in some basic preparation.

 

What has been somewhat frustrating to me is that these good and intelligent folks don’t have their heads buried in the sand, as many of my urban (read: insurance-believing) friends, perhaps of mental necessity, do. They simply don’t think mobilizing and preparing for the chaos of immediate post-Box Store collapse is worth the effort.

 

“I just don’t want to live dominated by that level of fear,” my southern valley neighbor Mook, a semi-retired engineer (on whom I’m relying to hook up the shortwave radio equipment you’ll see is integral to my plan) told me a few months ago when I proposed what I believe to be my ultimately reasonable and levelheaded strategy. “If some armed mob comes and wants my garden and chickens and even my life, I figure they can have it.”

 

“Even your son?” I asked petulantly.

 

He agreed at least to think about it.

 

“All I’m saying is let’s plan at least to the level of the Boy Scouts.” I pleaded, feeling a little guilty that I had already played the “Who Will Think of the Children?” card. “Is that too much to ask? Be Prepared.”

 

“There’s no preparing,” my northern neighbor Blake insisted lazily during a recent soak in some local hot springs, his wife massaging his neck like a scene from the Fantasy Island title sequence. “You prepare for one thing, and another unfolds.”

 

That was where I disagreed. For evidence, I cited both the original Minuteman and the Vietcong. “Those guys were able to assemble in no time flat, and when the worst happened, they were ready. Were they paranoid? Were they fear based?”

 

To this point, as I say, I’ve met with a misty veneer of skepticism locally, though that might be the flame retardant the forest service folks are dropping on the latest wildfire. More probably, folks aren’t psyched to rally for post-box store survival drilling because the local hot springs are so dang idyllic and relaxing. Not the most conducive ecosystem to inspire even moderate doses of healthy paranoia. My allies in the valley are all about food independence, but when it comes to basic defense drilling, they act like I should move to Idaho and join the some kind of militia.

 

Sigh. Well, I might as well lay out the specifics of my simple plan here, to see how it comes across to readers of these Dispatches:

 

–A dozen or so kindhearted, like-minded families in my valley each get a solar-powered shortwave radio, which runs constantly in each house on an agreed upon bandwidth within easy earshot.

 

–The members of each household pursue working knowledge of key survival elements, including fire starting, water purification, orienteering, archery and firearms operation and maintenance.

 

–Each family builds an escape tunnel (or other route as appropriate to surroundings) from its home to an area that includes a non-perishable food and water cache.

 

–Twice a year all dozen families drill so that, in the (heaven forbid) event of a societal breakdown or other emergency, we can rally to a radio summons within minutes, while the affected family holds off any intruders in the interim.

 

Those who know me will agree, I think, that I’m as Live and Let Live as the next guy, but I didn’t sleep well for weeks after reading The Road. And that audience response in Denver still terrifies me. Plus, it happens sometimes — the worst-case scenario. That’s why there is an Apache or any tribe: a group of people gets sick of getting messed with and forms a squad of folks they can stand that can rally to face threats. “Cooperate so as to thrive over the long term” is perhaps a gentler way of phrasing it.

 

I mean, with a few tunnels, some bicycles, and a billion rubles of Soviet armaments, the VC were able to wear down the world’s best armies over the course of three decades. Same with the first American Patriots. Those guys didn’t have homeowner’s insurance. They had their muskets and the response time of their neighbors in case the Worst Happened.

 

Which it did. The Redcoats started shooting people in town squares. I’m comfortably certain that nine out of ten Minuteman would much rather have been soaking in the Eighteenth Century recreational equivalent of the local hot springs. You can bet they drilled. Exhaustively. Home turf, of course, helps. And we, I lobby my neighbors to (so far) no avail, have that. Maybe I should hire whoever is lobbying for Belarusian homeowner’s insurance companies.

 

I ask you, readers of this Dispatch: is this overboard? Less than sane? Too time-consuming? Or do the above steps seem like an acceptably small amount of effort to invest in order to at least give me and my friends in the valley some chance of enduring through any instability that might result the minute organic coconuts are no longer on sale at the food co-op? (Lord, may this never happen! Machete all ya want! Hopefully they’ll make more.)

 

Just a few minutes into our Frisbee consultation, I saw that “investment” was indeed the appropriate word to use by way of describing my Community Survival Plan. Bert, my badly rattled Portland friend, who had, judging by the improving quality of his disk tosses, been thinking a bit about what I had been saying, suddenly brightened and, clearly on more conceptually solid ground for him, told me with the kind of canny lucidity that forces one to pay attention, “You should accept investors. Here. For here.”

 

“Investors?” I asked. I noticed that he had been reading the Financial Times in his stranded Prius while he awaited V8 rescue.

 

“At your Ranch. The Funky Ass.”

 

“Butte.”

 

“Butte. Not only do I recommend that you begin selling some sort of Post-Globalization Collapse Insurance at an annually renewing ten grand a pop to those, say, fifty, or fifteen hundred of those people shrewd enough to recognize themselves as likely Refugees in need of all the clean water and fresh goat milk you’re always going on about. Maybe policy holders could have the right to be employed as indentured Ranch hands,” my MBA-possessing friend advised. “And by the way I’d like a policy.”

 

I laughed so hard I nearly threw the Frisbee into a nearby Anasazi cliff dwelling. What I loved was the “take a number” orderliness implicit in his vision of collapse. As though it would be a “who’s next?” situation, like at the deli counter. “OK!,” some executive assistant of mine would say from inside her gas mask. “Number six! Harris. Pittsburgh family of three. House torched, family records scattered. One poodle. Can I see your policy, please?”

 

“Don’t worry,” I told him, holding my guffaw-exhausted gut. “You and your wife and kids can come here if the proverbial S goes D. And you’ll be high up the servant ladder — perhaps orchardists, or household staff. If you really prove yourselves, I might even promote you to goat care.”

 

“Why are you laughing?” my Frisbee partner and principal financial adviser asked me.

 

I told Bert I wasn’t sure the Funky Butte Ranch’s forty two acres could employ and feed fifteen hundred former lawyers and economists. (Though I did briefly do the math. The only place I’d as yet been a millionaire was in Laos. But that only translated to $300 or so.)

 

Now it was Bert’s turn to laugh.

 

“You don’t understand,” he explained patronizingly amidst an atmosphere of dragonflies and trout who all seemed to be in a slo-mo mood. “We just created a financial product.”

“You mean,” I asked, slowly getting it. “As long as currency continues to mean something, we collect it by playing on people’s greed and fear?”

 

“Derivatives, futures, the whole shmear.”

 

The Frisbee bounced off my chest. Wow. Survival Insurance. A cloud parted over a part of my brain. The scales fell from my eyes. Suddenly I completely and for the first time understood the 2008 Financial Crisis, over which journalists tracking down algorithms have been stumbling for three years. It was so simple. The guys who nearly brought the Whole Thing Down were (and now again are) simply salesmen. Nothing more.

 

I got it now. I wonder how many of them did.

 

And today’s legal investment structures, from Mutual Funds to Hedge Funds? Pyramid Schemes every one of them. They work as long as significant numbers of people don’t try to collect. Indeed, I now understood every bubble. Every crash is the same: margin calls for liquidity that doesn’t exist.

 

Wow. Tossing a Frisbee alongside a wilderness river, I came to understand late corporate capitalism. It is people with slightly faster computers selling fake products to suckers.

 

My pleasure at my long-delayed awakening was short-lived. Almost immediately my pulse quickened, my palms got clammy and my skin began to crawl, as I realized that Bert’s strategy hinged on the reality that a collapse would likely be so catastrophic that few would be around to even try to file claims.

 

I looked over at my ol’ college chum. His eyes were steely and lucid. As did the creators of collateralized debt obligations, pet rocks, gold and other inherently meaningless products, my shrewd friend had no illusions about his or anyone else’s collecting on this Survival Insurance. There would be no refugees.

 

Gulp. As though I needed another reason to root against collapse beyond my fondness for coconuts and Netflix.

 

“The only thing,” Bert said contemplatively, wiping coyote poop off his fresh-from-the-sweatshop sandals. “Is that we’ll have to get people to agree with the idea of living remote.”

 

“Agree?” I asked, puzzled. “This valley is where I want to be, regardless of what’s going on with the rest of civilization.”

 

A rainbow coalesced on the alpine horizon, which I felt backed up my point. For this native New Yorker, I dwelled in the Garden of Eden. I know it takes all kinds to overpopulate a world, but c’mon, clean water, no car alarms, lots of rainbows: I wondered how it could possibly be otherwise for any other human.

 

“Then you can’t lose,” he admitted. But I took Bert’s praise of my lifestyle decisions with a grain of salt, as I had just invited him and his family to survive a post-apocalyptic, and worse, post-Netflix epoch on my Ranch.

 

As “The Final Countdown” erupted in my jacket pocket, I realized that I had yet another reason to fight a crash: in my recent first Smart Phone purchase I’m betting against any major economic disruption over the next two years. Otherwise I’ll be in violation of my cell phone company’s early termination clause, and subject to a $350 penalty. That’s like a million bucks in Laos.

 

With a sense of ironic timing sadly lacking in so many in her field these days, my more conventional insurance agent chose that moment to let me know what she thought was some more bad news: Yuri was balking on the goat exemption.

 

“Sometimes I just want to give up,” Roberta wept.

 

“Then do I have just the policy for you,” I said, which is something I’ve always wanted to say to, and I tone I’d always wanted to take with, an insurance agent.

 

Fast forward to two weeks later. Roberta now heads the Mountain/West sales office of my newly-formed Intangible Insurance, Ltd. Bert has resigned his tenure track econ professor position at Portland State to serve as CFO. Our motto?: “If It makes you feel better, how could it hurt?”

 

If you’re interested in becoming a Refugee/Shareholder, please contact Roberta at Nigerian//EstonianAndNewMexicanInvestmentOpportunities.biz. And as with any investment, loss of principal, and in this case, life, is always possible.

 

Postscript: One more note as we leap back into 2017:  I’ve got a bunch of new live events just announced for 2017, in Hawaii, Colorado and New York, with Montana and West Virginia announcements coming soon. Thanks as always for your support.

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NPR News - Environment - Thu, 2017/05/18 - 12:28pm

Predators that attacked the clay caterpillars left telltale bite marks, which were later analyzed to help figure the critter's risk of getting eaten. That analysis revealed a striking pattern.

(Image credit: Chung Yun Tak/Science)

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Cylindrical space for a crab to call home | Brief letters

Guardian Environment News - Thu, 2017/05/18 - 11:30am
Brown hares and hunting | Water in Bagno Vignoni | 35mm film canisters | Letter from the Tories | Granny Seaside and Granny Cat

A repeal of the 2004 Hunting Act would accelerate the demise of our iconic brown hares, already listed in 2011 for potential extinction by 2050 (May pledges free vote on hunting, 10 May). One third of the hunts (with dogs) in England and Wales target these declining hares, not foxes. The act outlaws hare coursing, but a repeal would further encourage this intrusive and destructive activity, already so distressing to farmers and problematic to police forces countrywide.
John Rimington
Technical liaison officer, Hare Preservation Trust

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Climate change is turning Antarctica green, say researchers

Guardian Environment News - Thu, 2017/05/18 - 9:00am

In the past 50 years the quantity and rate of plant growth has shot up, says study, suggesting further warming could lead to rapid ecosystem changes

Antarctica may conjure up an image of a pristine white landscape, but researchers say climate change is turning the continent green.

Scientists studying banks of moss in Antarctica have found that the quantity of moss, and the rate of plant growth, has shot up in the past 50 years, suggesting the continent may have a verdant future.

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Sea level rise will double coastal flood risk worldwide

Guardian Environment News - Thu, 2017/05/18 - 7:10am

Small but unstoppable increases will double frequency of extreme water levels with dire consequences, say scientists

Small but inevitable rises in sea level will double the frequency of severe coastal flooding in most of the world with dire consequences for major cities that sit on coastlines, according to scientists.

The research takes in to account the large waves and storm surges that can tip gradually rising sea levels over the edge of coastal defences. Lower latitudes will be first affected, in a great swath through the tropics from Africa to South America and throughout south-east Asia, with Europe’s Atlantic coast and the west coast of the US not far behind.

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